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If you can figure out the name, you'll know what it's about. Fortunately, I'm literate. I'm also funny on occasion. Just beware of the flying PMS.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Just a Funny.....

The magician and the parrot

A magician worked on a cruise ship. Because the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks repeatedly.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the show each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it... with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days...

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said,

"OK, I give up. Where's the f**kin' ship?"


At Wed Apr 19, 11:14:00 PM, Blogger WDKY said...

Brilliant. Mind you, why hadn't he wrung the parrott's neck by then?

At Thu Apr 20, 03:10:00 PM, Blogger kimmyk said...


At Thu Apr 20, 07:26:00 PM, Blogger Hamrose said...

I should have credited Rockdog with this. He sent me the pix and the story


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